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19/1/2016 12:44 pm  #1


Footballers in supermarkets

I was exchanging pleasantries with Jamie Byatt in Sainsburys yesterday evening, he was his usual affable self asking after my wellbeing whilst perusing the packets of pasta. It reminded me of the only other time I've met a footballer in a supermarket, it was in Marks & Sparks in Wimbledon about 20 years ago when I found myself stood next to the QPR legend Rodney Marsh ! He only had 1 item in his basket, a packet of Wall's Pork Sausages. Every time I see him on telly now I have this image in my head of him stood over a frying pan in a pini with a fork in his hand prodding his sizzling bangers.

I think Busy plumped for the Rigatoni in the end.

Rodney Marsh only won 9 England caps, what a travesty !! Along with the likes of Osgood, Hudson, Charlie George, Tony Currie, Frank Worthington et al, they never got the International recognition their talents deserved. No wonder England are so pissy boring to watch !

 

19/1/2016 1:06 pm  #2


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Spotted Colin Hartburn in Epsom Sainsbury's the other week and Billy Marshall in Tesco New Malden a while back.

Beat that !!!!

 

19/1/2016 1:11 pm  #3


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Are you seriously suggesting Billy Marshall beats Rodney Marsh ? Colin Hartburn yeah, granted, but Billy Marshall ?

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19/1/2016 1:23 pm  #4


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Ok, call it a 1 - 1 draw !!

 

19/1/2016 1:57 pm  #5


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Who is Rooney Marsh Gary, does he play for a local team ?

 

19/1/2016 2:13 pm  #6


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gary walker wrote:

Billy tops Rodney Marsh who I used to share a Sauna with daily at the David Lloyd Raynes Park Gym.

Was Rodney trying to sweat out all the saturated fat from his Wall's Bangers ? 
 

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19/1/2016 3:11 pm  #7


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I saw George Graham in Asda in Southgate once buying milk and cheese... And ex Arsenal and Everton player Trevor Ross in a newsagent in East Barnet once...

I think that makes me the winner here !

 

19/1/2016 3:26 pm  #8


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Nah !  


I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
 

19/1/2016 5:25 pm  #9


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Whilst dining in our favourite Italian restaurant in Didsbury, which my friends and I always used to use on champion league nights, I saw a United hero of mine about to leave, it was Bill Foulkes, being full of ale and a fair amount of Sauvignon Blanc, I was feeling full of dutch courage, so I asked him and his party to join us for a glass of wine prior to the match, this they did for just over half an hour, and although we went out that evening losing to Porto, sharing a bottle wine with a man who I can only describe as a true gentleman, saved the day for me and made the journey home a memorable one, losing was not quite so bad.

 

19/1/2016 6:05 pm  #10


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How about....  My wife spotted Ray Wilkins in the Centre Court car park in Wimbledon. Does that count?
Or
I spotted Alec Stewart walking his dog on Headley Heath. Any good? That's a special one for DeePee, think he needs cheering up after all his efforts on tonight's programme.
Or
how about, no mustn't boast!!

 

19/1/2016 9:03 pm  #11


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I sat at the next table go Dave Sexton in a Brighton restaurant and Gazza, THAT Gazza, still owes me 10p he borrowed for the phone

 

20/1/2016 8:34 am  #12


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I once played Cricket with Ex Palace player Peter Taylor.  But and this IS the BIG one...

I used to work in the same department as Geoff Hurst and Martin Peters - Martin was one of our area managers so I had lots of dealing with him, nice chap especially as he was living in the shadow of a player who was nowhere near as good but just happened to score 3 (or 2!) goals in a World Cup Final!!!

 

20/1/2016 10:23 am  #13


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If we're going down that line, I've played cricket against Steve Kember a game in which I took 6-34 and also against Chris Hollins son of John. Not quite Hurst and Peters granted.

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20/1/2016 11:32 am  #14


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An old friend of mine was on a train containing Alan Mullery ex Spurs player who was at the time manager of Brighton.
My friend was rather worse for wear drink wise and was asked by Mr Mullery to "Keep the noise down"

My friend replied with "F*ck off four eyes" to which Mr Mullery retreated back to his seat.....



 

 

20/1/2016 12:10 pm  #15


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Well............................back in the day, when I worked for a well known BMW dealership in Cobham a certain Mr Wilkins came in to see me about some damage to his daughter's Mini (one of those Chrysler/Toyota/BMW things - not a real one). He carefully explained to me that she'd obviously hit something and put everything out of skew at the front and that the bonnet no longer fitted properly and could I give him a quote for the necessary bodywork repairs.
Sure enough it certainly didn't look right but I couldn't see any other signs of damage. Anyway, I opened the bonnet up and promptly shut it down again and the problem went away !
Silly girl hadn't shut the lid down properly and only one of the catches had .... err ..... caught ! 
Exit stage left a very embarrassed Mr Wilkins after having attempted to press a few quid in to my sweaty palm for my efforts. I declined his kind advances of course ! A really nice chap.


I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
 

20/1/2016 12:19 pm  #16


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And.....................The aforementioned Mr Wilkins' wife came in with her son's BMW 3 series (affluent lot this footy families) for a regular service.
Anyway, the technician (they're technicians in a BMW dealership, not mechanics) in charge of the job pops the car on the lift and winds it up in the air for a peek underneath. As the lift is making contact with the chassis there's a nice crunching tinkling noise and half a ton of glass drops down on the garage floor via the technicians bonce ! It turns out that Wilkins Junior has dressed his motor up with some of those silly purple fluorescent tubes that light up the pavement under the cills - or rather HAD ! 
Que the embarrassed workshop manager 'phoning Mrs Wilkins to try to explain why a good (??) few quids worth of lights have gone west and that of course the dealership would cover the overly expensive cost of re-newing them.
"Not to worry" says Mrs W "we've always told him they were rubbish and they had to go, you've just saved us the effort of getting rid of them"


I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
 

20/1/2016 12:25 pm  #17


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........................and did I tell you about the Chelsea goalkeeper who's 6 series had sprung a leak ............ and the girl friend of Robert Huff (when he occasional played for Chelski) who wanted his 5 series painted pink !!!
Oh, and I also met Tony Jacklin at the dealership and he really is a very nice man. A long conversation with him whilst watching a test match on the reception area's TV !   


I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
 

20/1/2016 12:37 pm  #18


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I wonder if this was at the same time that Butch and his wife were living in the same street as a bloke I was working with who was called Peter Riddle ( We called him Jimmy for obvious reasons ).

Dave Irons has got a Ray Wilkins story that I'm sure he'd be happy to share with you in the bar. Something about when he was doing a cab job for an ex Chelsea player and being told that Glen Hoddle wasn't fit to lace Butch's boots because Wilkins was that good. Or something like that anyway.

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20/1/2016 1:20 pm  #19


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Hackbridge Harry wrote:

An old friend of mine was on a train containing Alan Mullery ex Spurs player who was at the time manager of Brighton.
My friend was rather worse for wear drink wise and was asked by Mr Mullery to "Keep the noise down"

My friend replied with "F*ck off four eyes" to which Mr Mullery retreated back to his seat.....



 

Good, I never could stand Alan Mullery. He used to own a Sports Shop in Banstead but I refused to shop there out of principle.
 

 

20/1/2016 1:26 pm  #20


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Well when I worked in a Toyota dealership in Ewell we could boast, Ken "they think its all over" Wolstenholme as a cusomer (along with Norman Wisdom and June Whitfield but that's pushing the sport thing!)

 

20/1/2016 1:28 pm  #21


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And ... I nearly forgot when I was waiting for a meeting in a Mercedes dealership in Dublin many moons ago Mick Mccarthy walked in...

 

20/1/2016 4:39 pm  #22


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You lot of name droppers. For those that know me I dont need to say much regarding this subject but i do have photographic evidence of playing along side the only english captain to lift the World cup, amongst all the other famous ones, hey Deepee & others

 

20/1/2016 7:56 pm  #23


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And what about this, Geoff. I was behind Alvin Stardust in a shop queue again in Brighton and the name on his credit card was Alvin Stardust...what a plum!

 

21/1/2016 7:51 am  #24


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Do you mean to say that's not his REAL name ? 

When I was living at my twin sister's house my brother in law was playing cricket for Gloucestershire and Courtney Walsh would regularly come round to pick him up. He tried to engage me in conversation but his West Indian accent was so strong I could barely understand a word he said. "You what ?"

I think Geoff would win this game hands down but he's keeping his gunpowder dry (modesty is his middle name). Gary Walker's been a bit quiet on this subject too.

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21/1/2016 8:41 am  #25


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"Gary Walker's been a bit quiet on this subject too"

I think just BEING Gary Walker is enough to win this!!!

 

 

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