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Who was there?? How did we play??
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Endo sums up all the action in the match report section of this forum in a manner I can only describe as '' Fantastic ''. Well done Roger, fantastic mate, absolutely fantastic.
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The boys (and I mean the boys as a few of our ....err.... fringe players were on duty) done good sir.
Khan impressed as did Filipe. Lalor-Dell was ok and I would think that because I didn't pay him much attentiion Joel Sebuliba must've been ok too, although I did hear a few comments that he seemed to loose his way on one or two occasions.
All round a decent performance, and Sol seemed to be well back in the groove again.
The pitch was ........ err ........... awful ! Hardly a blade of grass left on it and beach volley ball wouldn't have gone amiss on it. Bearing in mind that both Erith AND Cray Valley PM play on it I'm not surprised. It sloped form one end to the other and had many rolling undulations in it.........AND.........
............they really do have a Bog End of their own. No hard standing at one end just a boggy morass and a single Port-a-loo nestling in the nettles and weeds - excellent !
Plenty of H & S problems with unfurled coils of industrial strength hose pipe laying around on the perimiter walk/viewing way and a superb standpipe bolt upright right in the middle of the path on the corner of the ground, lovely !
Good clubhouse though even though we emptied it of proper beer by half-time.
"What bottled beers do you have then please" quoth I to the amply proportioned barmaid
"We've got Becks, Carling, Fosters ......" She says.
"No madam, you misheard me, I asked for beer NOT fizzy chemicals" ha ha !!
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You forgot to mention the broken glass laying around on the small path behind the dug outs!
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It sounds like Selhurst Park........only better.
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DeePee wrote:
Good clubhouse though even though we emptied it of proper beer by half-time.
This proved to be the undoing of DeePee, after 6 pints of 'Witches Minge' he offered to give Bill Carmody a lift home after the game. After weaving across the South Circular for a couple of miles he was eventually pulled over by the Traffic Plod. '' Do you know your passenger fell out of the car at the last roundabout ?'' asked the copper. '' Thank christ for that '' replied DeePee '' For a minute there I thought I'd gone deaf .''
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Boom boom ! Excellent !
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Mr Ultra - you should be on the stage, sweeping it !
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Strange you should mention that, I landed a job in a famous London theatre when I left school clearing the rubbish left behind. I asked my boss if I'd get any training but he said '' No, you'll pick it up as you go along.''
Bolty, I've sent you a top secret private message that nobody must know about, please don't breath a word.
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What did it say Bog end?
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The message contained all my credit card details Al, that's why I didn't want him saying anything.
I don't mind you knowing though mate because I know I can trust you.
Mastercard No.4417321577879424 valid 03/14 expirires 02/17 securiy No.313 registered at Postcode CR4 5AJ I can't risk telling you the door number in case anyone else reads this but I'll give you a clue, it's between 16 and 24.........a bit like the ages of the girls you are always looking at.
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You can trust me to keep a secret buddy.
Now where is my phone!
Nothing wrong in appreciating the weaker sex