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Superstitious Bunch Us Footie Fans
In the car going to East Grinstead we were talking about our superstitions regarding football. Most of us had the usual lucky pair of pants or socks but ' Lee The Mod ' has got a good one on the go at the moment, his wristwatch has stopped because the battery has gone flat and he is refusing to replace it until our unbeaten run comes to an end. So he's been walking around for the last month not having a clue what time of day it is..........pretty much like the rest of his life really ! The only reason I mention this is because I spilled some salt making breakfast this morning in the staff canteen and I couldn't for the life of me remember if you have to take a pinch in your right fingers and chuck it over your left shoulder or vice versa, there was nobody around to ask so I went for the left over right option.
- Bog End Ultra
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Re: Superstitious Bunch Us Footie Fans
Oh no 59er, you're not telling me you missed Billy picking the ball up 30 yards from goal, advancing, cutting inside and unleashing an unstoppable rocket shot that curled inches inside the far post and nestling snuggly in the bottom corner of the net with the keeper motionless are you ? And the cameras missed it too ! Tragic.
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Thread Starter- DeePee
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".....the cameras seemed to have missed it as well."
Obviously didn't buy a programme again did you 59'er - I despair I really do ! 
As featured in full techni-grey on Frank's page ! 
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
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Re: Superstitious Bunch Us Footie Fans
Why not suggest that a window is installed in the bog so you can piss and view.
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Dear Mr 59'er - how about buying a dozen or so programmes then you can make your very own "flicker-book" ?? 
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
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Re: Superstitious Bunch Us Footie Fans
Routemaster wrote:
Why not suggest that a window is installed in the bog so you can piss and view.
You're 'aving a laugh mate ! the karzy door's been hanging off it's hinges for months and you want to get a window installed !!!
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Thread Starter- Wolfie Smith
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Re: Superstitious Bunch Us Footie Fans
The doors been off more than its been on
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I'm gonna take a Rubbish in that trap at the next home game and hopefully the flood of complaints they receive will prompt some action from our stadium sponsors carpentry department. 
' Gnnnnrrrrrrr....plop'
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Thread Starter- Wolfie Smith
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You'll have to hover over it don't think it's got a seat either
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You'll have to hover over it don't think it's got a seat either
Not a problem Wolfie, I work in a bathroom furniture warehouse so I'll bring my own !
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"......... I work......"
A true misrepresentation of the facts methinks Mr Boggie 
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !