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My mate Ian in Guernsey told me a serial sex offender escaped from a High Security Unit for the criminally insane in Jersey on Tuesday. Apparently he made his way to St Helier High Street where he saw a Launderette full of women doing their laundry, he burst in and raped some of them before making his getaway by legging it as fast as he could down the street. The headline in Wednesdays Jersey Gazzette read ' NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS '