In an earlier post Gary Walker said he'd been speaking to Craig Tanner about the signing of players for the upcoming season but didn't want to reveal their identities in order not to embarrass them, Craig or the club. Some of the players we already know and love apparently.
I was speaking with a source from the club yesterday who informed me that Craig had invited at least four of last seasons squad back for this season. In order to protect their identities I'm going to go all Joe Kinnear on you and deliberately mispronounce ( or in my case, mis-spell ) their names. Firstly though, does Joe do it deliberately because he is a master wind-up merchant or is he a senile old git ? I mean.... Charlie Insomnia instead of Charles Nzogbia, Kebab instead of Cabaye, Lambayze instead of Llambias !!!!

Mr Kinnear ( or Fuc Kinnearly as he refers to himself ) would probably call the four something like..........
Leo Ball, Carlo Wimbledon-Tennis, Bryan Adams ( not the Canadian rock guitarist ) and Solomon Pillock.

No mention of either goalie Thomas A. Bechet or Tic Naylor so Hackbridge Harry's young'un could be between the sticks for the first couple of pre-season friendlies. Altogether now....
'' TOOTING'S TOOTING'S NUMBER ONE, TOOTING'S NUMBER ONE.' A new comicstrip hero could be born,
who remembers ' Billy's Boots' ? was it from Scorcher & Score ?? Anthony could be the star of ' Darren's Gloves'.