TheBogEnd » Programme of the year awards.

alanj · 23/5/2015 8:36 pm

Congratulations are in order for our very own DeePee on scooping the runners up award for the Ryman South programme of the year, well deserved, but next season can we have a bit more of Tim Megones ramblings, my read before I turn in for the night..
Once again well done Dave.

Your tickets for a fortnights holiday for two at "Discovery Bay Hotel" Barbados, will arrive by registered post.

endofthelane · 24/5/2015 9:56 am

Is there a link to this story on the web?

Andy Harrup · 24/5/2015 11:24 am

http://thecatalogue.tripod.com/id53.html

Bog End Ultra · 24/5/2015 12:48 pm

More of Tim Megone and we would surely have won, one funny geezer.

Congratulations DeePee, hope that makes all the hard work worthwhile. I particulary liked the Sandy Lane Special against Horsham, brought the memories flooding back.

He seems a modest sort of bloke our ' DOPE ' I'm sure he wont let the adulation go to his head

alanj · 24/5/2015 1:37 pm

Much!

RussellF · 25/5/2015 1:05 pm

You need a magnifying glass to read the print in your programme ! Three Bridges have the best programme in our division while my club's ( Carshalton ) knocks spots off of yours, in my humble opinion.

alanj · 25/5/2015 1:15 pm

In my humble opinion, perhaps you need glasses

I can read it and I am nearly 70, wearing my glasses

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RussellF · 04/6/2015 12:41 pm

I've discovered a device that makes reading your programme almost easy, even the parts where the black writing is on a dark blue background. It's called a Microscope. Who needs glasses ? just take your programme to a science laboratory. I always wondered why all the Tooting fans have a squint.

alanj · 04/6/2015 12:46 pm

Hi! Russell
The reason for most of us "Tooting" fans having a squint, is due to constantly looking below us in the league to see who is towards the bottom, usually yourselves.
See you next season, assuming your Dear leader has the pitch ready.

DeePee · 04/6/2015 4:13 pm

Mmmmmmm - some bitchy comments on here from "foreign incomers" - may-hap they are jealous of our pristine tome ??
I don't publicly whinge about their offerings so if they don't like it then they shouldn't buy it !!

D (ever so slightly pi$$ed off of Croydon) P

alanj · 04/6/2015 5:36 pm

I feel he may be a little lonely DeePee, as nobody messages their Forum, apart from one person that is, and all he ever does is bitch about their Dear Leader!, so he comes on here for a bit of light hearted repartee combined with improving his general knowledge.

RussellF · 05/6/2015 8:17 am

Hi Alan, or can I call you Hawkeye ? last season was the first time you could look down upon The Robins for about a thousand years, shame your memory is not as good as your eyesight. I apologise if I offended you ladies I was just stating a fact THE PRINT IN YOUR PROGRAMME IS TOO SMALL. I can't wait for next seasons offering, will your stewards allow me in armed with a microscope ?

alanj · 05/6/2015 11:51 am

Dont worry Russell, It takes more than a few negative comments to upset us.
All I would say is, where did Carshaltons programme come in the general scheme of things, below ours I think you will find, so it must be fine if others, especially those who placed us in the enviable position of SECOND, could read it.
At least our stewards will let us in, even carrying a microscope, not like some others I could mention.

DeePee · 09/6/2015 4:20 pm

Hi RussellF
I was going to prepare a full report on a comparison of text font sizes per page of editorial content (i.e.NOT the pages and pages of advertising that seems to "bless" most football programmes) against the resultant amount of words that you'd actually end up getting in return for your two quid.
However, I'm off on holiday so I can't be arsed !
Therefore dear friend, just bring along your microscope attached to your zimmer frame when you pitch up next time, whilst the rest of us just enjoy a damned good read.
I thank you for your previous patronage.

alanj · 09/6/2015 8:43 pm

Off to Guernsey a bit early DeePee, are you not!, are you going to wait until we all rock up.

Bog End Ultra · 10/6/2015 7:32 am

Guernsey !?!? Are you kidding Al ? His two tickets for The Discovery Bay Hotel in Barbados have turned up and him and the Missus are off to a sun drenched beach in the Carribean Oh God ! I just got this image in my head of DeePee in a pair of Bermuda shorts, flip-flops and bare-chested......I don't think I can finish my breakfast Gross

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alanj · 10/6/2015 12:36 pm

The lucky bugger, not a bad prize for second place, just imagine if next season he finishes first, he will win a week for two persons, at Christmas, in the Michael Winner suite at Sandy Lane Hotel & Country club, with all the Crystal champagne he can drink.
Jelous who moi!

DeePee · 10/6/2015 2:16 pm

Bye bye - see y'all next week...............or so

alanj · 10/6/2015 2:20 pm

Don`t drink too much of that Cockspur rum, leaves a nasty headache, trouble is it tastes so good you find it hard to stop.