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Poets Corner
Endo put Harry all in a lather
He upset the Tooting Youth's father
Who sought a cheap thrill
Up at Champion Hill
Disguised in a Pink Balaclava
It took me all weekend to think of that 
- DeePee
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Re: Poets Corner
It's already earmarked for a new programme feature : "Bog End Tim's Poets Corner" - sorted !! 
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I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
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Re: Poets Corner
Errrrr, I've got a bit of a confession to make. I know Tim's password and I didn't want Harry to think I was picking on him for no good reason so I sort of borrowed Tim's identity for 5 minutes. Sorry Tim, sorry Harry, sorry DeePee. 
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Send him down meLud ! 
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
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Re: Poets Corner
Guilty your honour.......but only on the grounds of diminished responsibility 
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However, Poets Corner IS a damned good idea though !
Just keep 'em all coming in to tmuprogramme@gmail.com, anything (within the bounds of decency) will do !
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
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Re: Poets Corner
At Statler and Waldorf's you might
Buy a Pukka Pie each Tuesday night
Geoff will work off his socks
Cooking pies from the box
Whilst Bill talks a load of old sh*te
- Hackbridge Harry
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Re: Poets Corner
Le's be honest,
lets be blunt,
Bog End Ultra,
Is a ****
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Re: Poets Corner
Hackbridge Harry wrote:
Le's be honest,
lets be blunt,
Bog End Ultra,
Is a ****
No need for that, absolutely no need 
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Le's be honest,
lets be blunt,
Bog End Ultra,
Is a ****No need for that, absolutely no need
I like beetles,
I like ants
Bog End Ultra,
Pooed his pants.
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Re: Poets Corner
I'm staying quite cool and calm
He means no genuine harm
He's jealous and mean
Cos I live near 'The Green'
Nowhere near a big Sewage Farm
poooooooh !
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Re: Poets Corner
Millwall had the CBL
And Chelsea had the Shed
Both filled with Yobs and Skinheads
Where others feared to tread
United had the Stretford End
And Liverpool the Kop
Who cheered on Kevin Keegan
With his hair-cut like a mop
Palace had the Holmesdale
And QPR the Loft
Where we would wear our Tooting scarves
Cos all their fans are soft
Arsenal had the North Bank
But not for very long
Dave Irons and his mates went in
Singing an Ossie Ardilles song
All of these were famous ends
We wont see their like again
But one will last forevermore
' THE BOG END SANDY LANE '
- alanj
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Re: Poets Corner
Yes, I think you have got the job Cricket, will you be able to manage a poem on a weekly basis for the programme, not forgetting midweek games, If I were you just forget about sleeping, you will not have the time.
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Waiting for more contributions Gents ! 
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !