Well "Cricket" that is a very generous offer, I take it you have cashed in some of your investments, or have your accountants told you to reduce your total wealth.

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BEU... Pride of the Bog End.....

Sold to the rugged looking young man with the shaven head! Cheers Chris (PS: Just to warn you - in case you need to go back to your auntie' s purse again - we have priced the MoM sponsorship for the coming season at £25 per game)

Tim Marcus wrote:

(PS: Just to warn you - in case you need to go back to your auntie' s purse again

Little bit too risky that Tim, I don't want the dozy old bint putting two and two together do I ?  Coupled with the fact I don't particularly like visiting her due to the overpowering stench of p iss in the home. No, on reflection I think my next door neighbours gas meter is a much safer bet.....silly cow leaves her back door open for her cats when she goes out, she should get a cat-flap and then I wouldn't liberate her of all her pound coins....I dunno, some people eh ?
 

                                                   I wear a three piece whistle
                                                   with a striped silk handkerchief
                                                   They call me 'Bog End Ultra'
                                                   Mitcham's poshest thief

                                                                  
                                                
                                                    

Got it in one

And I heard that he hit the post 3 times on Saturday.  Perhaps Carshalton need to check that their goal posts aren't 3 inches too short.