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Anybody remember a Keith Williams
I've got a new boss at work, he supports the Arsecannons which doesn't bode well for my future employment prospects, he seems a nice enough bloke but you can't trust that lot. Anyway, we were in the staff canteen today and he spotted my sparkling new Tooting & Mitcham mug "Oh, Tooting and Mitcham !" he said "My cousin used to play for them about 25 years ago." "What's his name ?" I asked "Keith Williams" he replied. Never f*cking 'eard of 'im I thought. Another new starter at work is a young Portugese fella called Cristiano (no not that one) who told me he used to play for Boreham Wood and was in the team when they won the FA Vase. I thought for Boreham Wood to even have been in the Vase that would have made him about 10 years old, so I googled it and Boreham Wood have never won it.
Has a Keith Williams ever played for us or am I surrounded by Bullshitters ?
Did I ever tell you about the time I nutmegged Bobby Moore and chipped Gordon Banks from 25 yards when I played for Scotland that time ? No ? Well I will next time I see you.
"Harold for Scotland, he makes a Monkey of Moore, he chips Banks...oh my goodness ! what a goal from the talented young Scot"
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Re: Anybody remember a Keith Williams
I can find a Derek, Dwain, Gareth, Norman, Paul, Phil, Tony and aTroy - but no Keith!
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Thanks Paul, if you were going to lie about football you'd come up with something a bit more impressive than your cousin playing for Tooting and Mitcham wouldn't you ?
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Kenneth Williams....Tooting Granada
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"Carry On Tooting & Mitcham" Would make a classic comedy at the moment !!
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Mikem wrote:
Kenneth Williams....Tooting Granada
Perhaps that's where he was getting confused Mike 
The cast of ' Carry On Up The KNK '
Steve Adkins Sid James
Jackie Watkins Hattie Jaques
Tim Marcus Terry Scott
Bondy Bernard Breslaw
Keith Kelly Kenneth Williams
Kaz Muir Barbara Windsor
Martin Hazelwood Leslie Phillips
Dave Irons Kenneth Connor
Lee The Mod Charles Hawtrey
Bog End Ultra Clint Eastwood
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Replace:
Jackie Watkins Joan Sims
Dave Irons Hattie Jaques
Plus
Roy Sisley Jack Douglas
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And Hackbridge Harry as Himself
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Thread Starter- alanj
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BEU I see you more as a Yul Brynner than a Clint Eastwood, especially as you both sport the same hair cut.
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As neither Yul Brinner not Clint Eastwood were in any Carry On Film, Phil Silvers would be a better option!
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As I don't qualify as an actor in the CO films I guess I must be one of the script writers ! 
(did they have speeelin mistooks in the CO films ?) 
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left !
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"Carry On Tooting & Mitcham" Would make a classic comedy at the moment !!
This now a well established comedy and farce lasting well over 10 years,and the Carry On films are not a match for the epic productions generated at Imperial Fields . 
Love the responses on this forum topic
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Now a contentious remark!
Every film requires a director and I would like to suggest!
Mark Hams, as he is at a loose end at the moment.
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You left out Gary Walker played by Frankie Howard.
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Ha Ha, I don't know if Jackie and Lee would be too impressed with their casting though !
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You missed out Ev who is a dog ? Sounded better in my head to be honest.
Gary, you have to stop listening to the voices in your head