I feel a wind-up coming on 

more confusion at the KNK just heard that they are expecting more peroxide and have asked the agency for more hairdressers 

peroxide , hairdressers , foil what can this mean ?

The suspense is killing me 

Press release - sorry to keep everyone waiting in the rain , what I am about to say wll make you absolutely sure that you have wasted your time and your entrance fee last night . We have made monumental efforts this morning to change the image of the club . We understand that we have a duty of care to the manager as we pay him a wage (not so much a duty of care to the fans who pay his wage) Our work included trying a makeover for the manager - incidently Frank has been very emotional after last nights game which did cause some flooding in the dressing room which is being moped up . We brought in a local expert and friend of Frank and explayer known as tiny tears to help with this. The hairdressers said the image change job was far too big for them and suggested we required a magician or someone who could see into the future . We have not been able to get hold of the visionary Stan Churchillman, but on the magician front we have had to move fast and have contacted Sooty and Sweep, as you know we have worked unsuccesfully with puppets in the past so we thought why change?  We hope that the club will benefit from their involvement and the clubs new catch phrase will be izzywizzy lets get bizzy . I reiterate the club will continue with its no blame culture ,afterall everyone one makes mistakes and its the thought of what we learn from the mistakes thats important at this difficult time. There will be no further comments from us untill we lose again. Speak again next week