I have been several times to the Dulwokes ground, it is surrounded by Islington on sea pleasure homes and a majority of fans are not watching the game, they are there for a day out for woke people. However, the healthy gates keep the club alive with of course political backing. At least they have a decent football team although struggling at this time, while Tooting have a handful of fans and no football team, a useless owner, a cretin who leads the Members club, a bumbling waffling acting chairman of football who knows nothing about the game, and a unbackable worse than useless management team.
I think the Dulwokes win hands down!