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The Barmy Bog End Army » Was anybody there? » 10/3/2024 9:18 pm

Paul Piggott, pitiful pi$$ poor performance on a poxy plastic pitch.

Still, chalked up another new ground and my train and bus back both turned up immediately, I was indoors at 5 past 6......i should've played my Joker 

The Barmy Bog End Army » Knaphill tomorrow » 23/2/2024 8:11 pm

BIG game tomorrow. We're in great form, playing well, getting results climbing the table, BUT...lest we forget, they murdered us at their place, absolutely murdered us, They put us to the sword, passed us to death and then danced up and down on our graves singing "Hallelujah". We owe them one.
COME ON YOU TERRORS ! 

The Barmy Bog End Army » v Camberley Town » 11/2/2024 2:25 pm

I do wish that new lot with the Essex flag who stand on the side would come and join us behind the goal. They would double the volume of the Bog End Choir

The Barmy Bog End Army » Heart-warming Gesture » 09/2/2024 8:15 pm

Hackbridge Harry wrote:

It is a supporters club award not members club. Dave Irons proposed it and we all agreed....
The right thing to do.

Apologies if I caused any confusion. And Dave, allow me to buy you a beer, f**king great idea mate 






















 

The Barmy Bog End Army » Heart-warming Gesture » 08/2/2024 8:49 pm

For those of you that haven't heard the news yet, the Goal Of The Season award will now be named 'The Geoff Gatt Goal Of The Season Award' as a tribute to one of the Terrors most devoted fans. I learned of this via The Bog End Podcast, I think they said the decision was made and voted for unanimously, at the last Members Club meeting. I would love to know the identity of the individual who had the inspired idea in the first place and buy that man (or woman) a beer. I think Geoff would've been thrilled. 

The Barmy Bog End Army » Hurrah! » 28/1/2024 9:01 pm

Shay did what Shay does and went home with another Match Ball. It has to be said that O'Briens two finishes were out of the top drawer too. Good all-round performance, quality deliveries into the box from wide areas, only one extremely dubious yellow card (I'm not sure it was even a foul, never mind a yellow), clean sheet, 3 points, an emotional pre-match minutes silence for my old mucker Alan, great sing-song up the Bishops with the Bog End choir. What a f**king great Saturday afternoon.

The Barmy Bog End Army » South London is Black and White site links » 02/1/2024 8:38 pm

Well Besty, it appears your thread providing links to your entertaining and not in the slightest ' embarassing ' reviews of games has been well and truly hijacked. 

May I suggest you start a new thread with links to your extremely readable South London is Black & White and I will start a thread where I invite our warring factions to trade and exchange insults.

The Barmy Bog End Army » RIP AlanJ 'Ashtree' Richards » 02/1/2024 8:02 pm

BernieTheBolt wrote:

I remember very well the Ashtree and Cricket conversations on here

It used to be a good laugh on this Forum in those days Plumpers.

Alan was a season ticket holder at Old Trafford for many moons and despite residing in Surrey, used to drive to every Man Utd home game, even the mid-week ones. He confessed to me and Joe on our way to an away game that he wished he'd given up his season ticket years ago so that he could've spent more time following Tooting.& Mitcham.

On our trips to Guernsey, me and Joe used to stay at the very plush St Peter's Port Hotel and Golf resort. By sheer coincidence Alan, who ran his own furnishing and upholstery firm was the man who fitted out the Hotel when it was built in the 70's.

As I said before, Alan wouldn't hear a bad word said about our club. This got him into a bit of a fracas away at Leatherhead when an arsehole Tanners fan upset our Al so much it ended up in fisticuffs. The law were called but fortunately didn't turn up until the final whistle had gone. We had to smuggle him out of the ground with his customary baseball cap covering his boat race to prevent him getting carted off by the local Constabulary.
 

The Barmy Bog End Army » RIP AlanJ 'Ashtree' Richards » 02/1/2024 7:10 pm

A couple of people have been having trouble logging into the Forum and have asked me to post their memories of Alan for them, so here goes...

From Danny Collings

" So sorry to hear about Alan's passing, went to school with him at Western Road. He was one of our little gang that sat in the bar moaning before games. Me, Gypsy Joe, Geoff Gatt and Alan true gent, all these guys sadly missed."

And from Dave Irons

" A really decent bloke that knew his football. Would always be seen both home and away. R.I.P. Alan. "
 

The Barmy Bog End Army » RIP AlanJ 'Ashtree' Richards » 30/12/2023 8:06 pm

My good mate Alan passed away on Christmas Eve. Just like Gypsy Joe James and Geoff Gatt, he was Tooting & Mitcham to the core. He saw the football world through black & white striped tinted glasses and wouldn't hear a bad word said about the club. If Osama Bin Laden had been our benefactor he would've backed him to the hilt. Football mad, fantastic sense of humour, a lovely geezer, he was like an Ian Bullock on 8 pints of Stella. He was a prolific poster on this Forum for years. He used to drive me and Gypsy Joe to away games for years. Absolutely gutted to hear he's gone to that Bog End in the sky.

The Barmy Bog End Army » South London is Black and White site links » 11/12/2023 8:38 pm

Heartfelt and enlightening, well said that man 

The Barmy Bog End Army » Sam Folarin » 19/11/2023 7:33 pm

jeffb wrote:

If my memory serves
me right, he was nicknamed Yash - presumably after the Russian goalkeeper, Lev Yashin.

Spot on Jeff. The story goes that he was stood behind the goal when a wayward shot fizzed in his direction only for Mike to pluck the ball cleanly from the air in the style of the aforementioned black-clad Ruski shot-stopper. He was immediately dubbed 'Yash' by the World's favourite football historian Ian Bullock. I got this straight from the horse's mouth.

A not dissimilar thing happened to me about 6 or 7 years ago. I was stood up the Bishopsford Road end when an Ashley Robinson thunderbolt hit me smack in the knackers. I think that's the reason why lots of people call me 'Numb Nuts' at least I hope it is 
 

The Barmy Bog End Army » v Redhill » 19/11/2023 6:02 pm

Hot knives and butter.

Redhill had disappeared into the setting sun over the horizon by the time we got our act together but I have to say I actually quite enjoyed the second half. Easily pleased ? Moi ?

The Barmy Bog End Army » ....and it's all gone quiet over....here? » 17/11/2023 9:31 pm

We need to try and keep a settled starting eleven but that goes for just about every team in the world with the possible exception of Man City. Finding Brennan a new job where he's available every game would also help.

The Barmy Bog End Army » Fun memories » 16/11/2023 7:46 pm

the terror wrote:

 However, there are still plenty of underpasses and spacious bus shelters for you to curl up in alongside your favourite bottle of white lighting (as recommended by Chris Harold).
 

That's bloody slanderous ! (well, technically it's libelous but slanderous is a much nicer word). 

Chatham was a shocker, agreed, but for me, the debacle at Abingdon United takes the biscuit. Can't remember what cup competition it was in but they were about 200 levels below us in the pyramid at the time and their ground made South Park look like the San Siro. They whooped our arses, we were shockingly bad, much to the hilarity of the locals whose guffaws and laughter still rings in my ears to this day. Pi$$ taking, carrott crunching Wurzels.
 

The Barmy Bog End Army » Sam Folarin » 09/11/2023 7:31 pm

That will have pleased Mike Smith the ex-Terrors die hard supporter who moved up to Harrogate and last I heard was following Harrogate with almost as much devotion. Nice guy old Mike, big buddies with Tim Megone. Not your usual type of Tooting fan in that he was well spoken and I don't ever recall hearing him swear. 
Anyone else remember him ?

The Barmy Bog End Army » Open Plea To The Football Gods » 29/10/2023 6:33 pm

And we've forgotten to mention Brennan's thunderbolt that crashed off the bar early in the 2nd half with the score still at 0-1. A 25-30 yarder that would've been a goal of the season contender if it had gone in, it didn't but it's still worth a mention. 
Andy Mc's right about the atmosphere, it was buzzing behind the goal at the Bishopsford Road end in the 2nd half

The Barmy Bog End Army » Open Plea To The Football Gods » 28/10/2023 8:06 pm

Brennan is class, 2 goals and an assist, worked his socks off, whipped up the crowd behind the goal which was great to see, I sometimes wonder if the players are aware of our presence. Different gravy, class act, I feel very grateful we've got him. Hard fought win.

The Barmy Bog End Army » Open Plea To The Football Gods » 28/10/2023 11:37 am

Cut us a bit of slack today eh. Give us a break, Sheerwater have conceded about a thousand goals already this season. I don't ask you for much do I ?

There's been quite a bit of talk about the Footballing Gods on the Harrold's entertaining and engaging Bogend Podcast recently. Should you be in any doubt of their existence let me tell you, they read every word I write, they hear every word I speak and they contradict every thought I think. The evidence for their existence is compelling unlike the evidence for the God of Abraham. There, I've said it.

The Barmy Bog End Army » Match report v Abbey Rangers » 14/10/2023 7:36 pm

And 3 clean sheets on the bounce.

Think I prefer the 6 goal thrillers to be honest.

The Barmy Bog End Army » Match report v Abbey Rangers » 14/10/2023 6:19 pm

Andy P wrote:

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Allow me to elaborate. It finished nil-nil.
 

The Barmy Bog End Army » Fleet 0-0 Tooting » 09/10/2023 7:01 pm

I was rather hoping somebody else would post on the Forum but to no avail, so here's my take on the game if anyone's interested.
Not a thriller. as you might have guessed from the scoreline. We hardly troubled their Goalie. Defensively we looked pretty sound apart from the last 5-10 minutes when we came under quite a bit of pressure, they got in behind us a couple of times and Theo in goal had to come to the rescue. That's the best performance I've seen from him, he was excellent and made a couple of very good saves. For the first 80 odd minutes it was a 50/50 game neither side created many clear shooting opportunities. Brennan didn't travel with the squad and we ended up drawing a blank for the first time this season. Warren Coleman was as industrious as ever, Lewis Goncalves had a solid game as did his central defensive partner whose name escapes me, good to see Shawn Lyle back from his shoulder injury coming on as sub. Everyone put in a shift.
Nice tidy little ground about a squillion miles walk from the station. hence the blister on my big toe. Huge slope on the pitch, I would've had to put my old Ford Escort in 2nd gear to get up it. Lovely to see Paul 'The Terror' Piggott with his gammy leg there ( I didn't ask, but he was on crutches ), I hadn't seen him for a long time and the top half of him was looking well. Cheapest Club Bar by far I've been in for a long while. Another healthy turnout from the Bog End. 
A thousand times better than the Knaphill debacle. Man of the Match.......Tom Theobald.

The Barmy Bog End Army » Fleet Town v Tooting & Mitcham United » 06/10/2023 6:15 pm

I'm going to the game tomorrow and will happily accept any offers of a lift back afterwards.

Happy to pay petrol  money.

BEU 

The Barmy Bog End Army » Knaphill v Tooting » 02/10/2023 6:57 pm

Andy P wrote:

Did we defend badly or play badly?

Were Knaphill a very good side?

To answer your first question you just need to look at the scoreline, it says it all.
Were Knaphill a very good side ? Well it seemed to me like they were first to every loose ball, they appeared to win every 50/50, the man on the ball always had options for an easy pass, it was like they had 12 or 13 men out there.
They did look a very competent side. Oh, and their 4th goal was a Worldy !
 

The Barmy Bog End Army » Knaphill v Tooting » 30/9/2023 8:50 pm

We weren't very good. Lost 6-2, At least we were consistent, we lost both halves 3-1, Brennan scored our first goal to make it 1-1 with another classy finish from a tight angle and Busy got absolutely gifted our second by Knappers goalie to register his 2.000th goal of his career (slight exageration), Quaint little ground in the middle of nowhere, friendly welcoming people. Fcuk all else positive to take from the afternoon.

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